Over the weekend, two blizzards came caterwauling through town: Winter Storm Jonas, which dumped a ton of snow on everyone; and this "Be Like Bill!" meme, which dumped a ton of stupidity on everyone's Facebook feeds.
By now, you've likely seen the meme, courtesy of the website Blobla.com. It's the Internet equivalent of a syndicated horoscope; you enter your name and gender into the "Be Like Bill!" generator, and a few seconds later, you have a Rorschach flapdoodle describing you and what makes you superior. The examples are many.