If that sounds clunky, that's because it is. There's not much to be done about it, though. While the cheese is approved by the FDA, it can't just be labeled cheese. Most of these products are required to be labeled with a title like "pasteurized processed cheese food," "pasteurized prepared cheese product," or "pasteurized processed cheese spread."
Don't be fooled by snobs who says your individually wrapped cheese slices aren't real cheese. Hold your head and bowl full of Velveeta dip high. It's pretty much real cheese.
Watch the full video with Tunick here.
h/t BI via Food & Wine
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