Shocking news for the Beyhive: Someone who walks on this planet breathing the same air as the rest of humanity had the gall to bite Beyoncé's face. While the rest of the world slept, or listened to Lemonade on repeat while postulating about the whereabouts of Becky with the good hair, another human being bit Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter on the cheek.
This was revealed on Monday in GQ's profile of the comedian and actress Tiffany Haddish, who said that the incident went down at a party in Los Angeles last December. To keep the synopsis brief, per Haddish's recollection, an unnamed actress bit Beyoncé at some point during the party. Caity Weaver's portrait of the emerging star has largely been drowned out by the very loud and passionate chorus of Beyoncé stans demanding answers.