The flavors include Fresh Lime Margarita, Meyer Lemon Drop, Old Fashioned, Planter's Punch, and Moscow Mule. These things sound a hell of a lot better than the bum-ass gelatinous shots you made during those post-college house parties. Check out the description of the Meyer Lemon Drop shot: "Five-times distilled premium vodka and the slightly-sweeter Meyer variety of lemon are rounded out with a hint of rosemary. The perfect balance of tart and sweet." When was the last time you distilled anything five times?
At the moment, these guys are only sold at some SoCal Whole Foods, including: Sherman Oaks West, Huntington Beach, Long Beach, Redondo Beach, Torrance and Encinitas. Guys, if anyone lives in Sherman Oaks West, hit us up.
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Jeremy Glass is a writer for Thrillist and would still rather drink alcohol the old-fashioned way: from a cup.