The cache of kush, the jackpot of pot, the windfall of weed -- whatever you want to call it -- is worth as much as $100,000, a Hazlet detective told NBC News. Sounds like somebody should have purchased that $15 shipping insurance, but that's probably the least of their worries now.
Authorities said they're working with local and federal law enforcement agencies to track down who the marijuana belongs to, and would really love it if that person would come forward.
"If you were expecting these packages and would like to claim them, please come to Police Headquarters," the department said on Facebook. Hopefully, they're not holding their breath, although I'm told that makes it work faster.
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