That's why if your poop takes on that grayish white color, it's a good indication that you're having issues with bile production. Or maybe you ate a ghost.
Now you know. Go tell a loved one, because apparently talking about poop makes couples happy. Your partner will no doubt be thrilled to hear all you know about why your poop has that lovely nutty brown hue.
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