"Running a Government is kind of like driving a school bus, you don't want a crazy person driving that bus, you want a simple, underachieving, not very educated but reliable guy behind that wheel. Someone with a steady hand who will be on time, and will get into one or two but no more than four accidents a year. You already know that someone, and that someone is me."
If only things were that simple, Ferrell/Bush...
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