If you need to project being very serious about wine while still being a very silly person, it's a damn fine day to be you. This is the day you discover the Glass Mask. All these years you've been trying to shove a triangle peg (your face) into a circle hole (a wine glass). But no more!
The Glass Mask is a wine glass that's contoured to the shape of your face or at least something closer to the shape of your face than a standard wine glass. That shape allows you to really get deep into that glass of Carlo Rossi and smell the... is... is that sugar?