Of course, there's a chance the hair-ripping video is fake (and we really hope it is), but it should also serve as a warning for anyone who's even remotely tempted to eat corn or anything else for that matter with a freaking power tool. Ripping a giant chunk of your hair out is one thing, but just imagine what could happen to your teeth if you're not careful. After all, there's no number of video views worth jeopardizing your natural ability to bite into a big, buttery corn on the cob.
So, uh, don't try this at home, guys.
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Tony Merevick is Cities News Editor at Thrillist and loves, loves, LOVES a good corn on the cob... but not that much. Send news tips to firstname.lastname@example.org and follow him on Twitter @tonymerevick.