If you're willing to part with $700 and whatever shred of cardiovascular health (and self-dignity) you still possess, you can score the privilege -- no, the goddamn honor -- of tailgating with Guy Fieri on Super Bowl Sunday. What's been dubbed as a freaking "live nacho bar" at the event could very well be worth the price alone.
As reported by First We Feast, the Player’s Super Bowl Tailgate party boasts a guest list that includes more than 25 active NFL players, but most importantly, a premium bar and an "all-you-can-eat 5 star" food menu prepared by none other than the frosted-tipped celebrity chef. Fox Sports broadcaster Erin Andrews will host the event in a "custom high-end hospitality center" that will be constructed near Levi's Stadium in
Flavortown Santa Clara, CA, where attendees can watch the pre-game coverage while gorging on foods with super-cool names, like Fieri's "super steak sandwich station," "mac daddy mac and cheese bar" and the aforementioned "live nacho bar."
Here's the full menu, via the event's website: