Don't Be a Moron and Long Jump Subway Tracks Like This Moron
Unfortunately, this actually needs to be said. Thanks to a YouTube video uploaded Wednesday, we can watch as a dumbass attempts to leap over the train tracks at what appears to be a subway station at 145th St. Unsurprisingly, it doesn't end well. The failed attempt looks like it knocked the wind out of him -- it probably didn't knock the stupid out of him, however.
Again, don't be a moron, and don't try to jump across the subway tracks. You will look like a moron and a failure.
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