But really, the video posted by Instagram user Jonathen Liu on Thursday night raises some interesting questions. Are the subway rats actually mobilizing an army? And who's the self-hater who keeps throwing perfectly good cheese pizza on to the subway floor? Even if it cost a dollar, it's pizza for god's sake.
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Tony Merevick is Cities News Editor at Thrillist and will probably be a pizza rat in his next life. Send news tips to firstname.lastname@example.org and follow him on Twitter