The site says that between 2013-2014, one of the women was arrested seven times for breaking the same dessert law -- quite a streak of disregarding community safety. Good thing the cops caught on to her tricks.
But it doesn't stop there. The NYPD, having already adequately preserved peace in every other facet of city life, made examples of these lawless churro barons by destroying their contraband. "Once police arrest[ed one 43-year-old churro vendor], they confiscate[d] the churros and [took] her to the local precinct, where she’s had to watch police officers eat her churros in front of her." DO YOU HEAR THAT, VILE SUGAR-PUSHERS?! Take your unlicensed churros and go screw, 'cause the NYPD is here to protect, serve, and send a goddamned message.