Second, my man Mister Bees was able to locate the colony's queen, meaning that the whole buzzing honey-making operation can be moved to a more sustainable location. This is excellent news, because as you've surely heard, the honey-making population is in dire straights these days. Ideally, that will be somewhere very far away from here.
But hey, aren't you glad to hear about this right before Memorial Day Weekend? Enjoy those barbecues, everyone!
Dave Infante is a senior writer for Thrillist, and is a colossal wimp when it comes to bees. Follow @dinfontay on Twitter, Instagram, and Snapchat.