Game of Thrones Rat
I dunno, a rat got an HBO Go subscription and decided to use it in a station with WiFi.
True Detective Season 2 Rat
GoT Rat's cousin, but he's got rabies and makes bad choices.
He stuck in the 1980s and just doesn't get what he's doing wrong.
Belligerent Islanders Fan Rat
Did you know that's a team in Brooklyn now?
20 Rats Taking Up The Entire Goddamn Bench
Bottomless Mimosa Rat
This rat lives in Chelsea and only goes to brunches with bottomless booze.
Desperate Chipmunk Dressed Like a Rat Rat
He's from Iowa and saw Pizza Rat on TV. Now he's hoping to make it in the Big Apple.
He's always the first one in line, every day. Because he's a rat/doesn't have a job.
A rat who's got the most fire Snapchat of 2015.
That's enough of these. Please stop with the rats already.
h/t Adam Lapetina and Gianni Jaccoma for their rodent contributions.
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Ryan Craggs is Thrillist's Senior News Editor. He, like Indiana Jones, hates rats. Follow him @CraggsRat.