You'll never know you needed a 50lb bag of rabbit manure until you need a 50lb bag of rabbit manure. Fresh rabbit manure! The stuff is great for your vegetable garden, according to the seller. If you really want to be fancy, you can make something called "manure tea" by dissolving the turds in water, but that is only according to the listing and IS NOT CONFIRMED AND WE DID NOT DRINK MANURE TEA AT THE OFFICE TODAY.
If you live anywhere near East Harlem, you might have a plentiful supply of rats to get rid of, and this seller might have a slithering solution for you: a 5-year-old red-tail boa. According to the listing, the snake eats large, frozen rats. For just $350, you'll also get the snake's custom enclosure/tank with temperature control and cabinets for storage. You'll have to find your own rats.