Price: $55,700 (totally reasonable)
If you look closely at the photos in the listing, you'll notice that the statue is standing on what appears to be a depiction of his grave, so this is not the most cheerful commemoration of Michael Jackson, but this definitely still belongs in your home. Apparently, it lights up, plays music -- probably "Thriller" -- and comes with a Certificate of Authenticity.
Location: Central New Jersey
We're just going to let this item's description do the talking, and despite the interesting wording, pray this is just a typo: "Off-white color. Sofa cushions are very plush with no signs of wear. Cushion covers have some stains but are removable and washable." Hmm...