Just like water is wet and gravity makes apples, it's also incontrovertible that if you spend time on Craigslist, someone will try to sell you something really scary. Or a lot of things -- like some vintage rectal examination equipment or boxes full of sex toy shop inventory. This week, we poked around for sale listings in the greater NYC area and, basically, the world is a terrifying place.
Note: a lot of these are really NSFW.
1. Hermaphrodite Sex Doll for sale - $175 (Patchogue Village)
This sex toy (or perhaps a decorative towel hook!) apparently features a 9in dildo, "a tight vagina," and giant breasts all made out of a "realistic skin"-feeling material. It doesn't have a head, but it does have the original packaging. The listing doesn't note whether it's used. Only one way to find out!
2. Fake ID'S Availble - $250 (New York)
That's right, fake IDs for sale on Craigslist -- and this is one of many of them. Here's what the seller has to say: "Looking for a fake ID? Too hide or secure your identity ? Too get into clubs ?" Apparently they come in a wide variety from eight different states. I'm 24 and I'm thinking about it just for fun.
3. Living Dead Newborn *Creepy Cool* - $100
Here's an allegedly "One of a Kind!!!" porcelain doll of a zombie baby. It's hand painted with "Realistic....Creepy....Amazing detail," according to the seller. Way cooler than that tramp Molly McIntyre.