8. Tarantula Chaco Golden Knee - $50 (New Dorp, Staten Island)
Someone on Staten Island has a tarantula "up for adoption." For money! Apparently, it's a pretty tame, giant, harry spider and "not aggressive."
9. U$ED CONDOMS? (NYC) (All Boroughs)
Some normal person is looking to purchase your used condoms. What do you mean you've been throwing those things out within seconds??
10. Perfect filler inventory for store
This isn't "filler" for just any store. Photos of the merchandise show sex toy shop products like lube and various vibrating devices. "Cal Exotics, Pipedream, Doc Johnson, Nookie, Spartacus, Lelo, Fleshlight, etc...."
11. Snake Lavender California King Snake (Captive Bred) - $60 (brooklyn)
It's a baby -- but is already 8in to 12in in length, according to the seller, who notes the little urban reptile was bred in captivity. Which might also happen to your children with the other human in the cage once this guy gets you in his basement.