Oh, duh! A living, breathing Chihuahua, that's what.
Transportation Security Administration officers at NYC's LaGuardia Airport were alerted to a hard-sided suitcase that triggered an alarm Tuesday morning, and upon opening the luggage the officers were understandably shocked to find the little pup inside, the TSA said.
The TSA issued a statement on the matter, and it is probably the most lighthearted statement you'll ever see from the agency. "Imagine the TSA officer’s surprise when he opened the suitcase to find a beige and brown Chihuahau staring back up at him from among the contents of the luggage," the statement read. "Ay Chihuahua!"