In all seriousness, government officials have issued advice on how to beat the heat (don't live in a desert, maybe?), including plenty of hydration, wearing loose-fitting clothes, and scheduling activities in the early morning or after sunset. Basically, the National Weather Service wants you to be Puff Daddy in the video for "Juicy." Things turned out well for that guy.
Be smart, and stay cool, people. And here's an overdone meme, just because.
Ryan Craggs is Thrillist's Senior News Editor. He's a dry kind of hot. Follow him @ryanrcraggs.