The custom wedding cocktail is an enigma. The task: Take all of the years that you and your partner have shared, then turn that into one drink that represents your relationship while also accounting for your different palates. If you try to search for a list of signature wedding cocktails to get some ideas, Google will provide you with no less than 13 million search results. If you want to make things easy, use a signature wedding cocktail generator instead.
Brilliant Earth, an ethically-sourced diamond and jewelry company, recently came out with a signature wedding cocktail generator that gives you a drink and recipe based on 10 questions about your relationship. The multiple-choice questions range from personality traits of your partner to how you met to your ideal night out. There’s even a question about exercising together because couples that exercise together definitely pay attention to what the other is drinking (right?). After the minute or so it takes you to answer the 10 questions, they provide a drink that defines your relationship up to that point.
Things are so much easier when you let an online questionnaire make your decisions. How else would you have time to plan your boozy wedding pun signs or pre-pack wedding hangover kits? A wedding means you’re (hopefully) about to spend the rest of your days with that person. Make sure you have a drink that says you’re ready to do so.
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