Stephen Colbert Creates the Easiest Donald Trump Drinking Game
President Donald Trump announced his nomination for the new Supreme Court judge on Monday night, and Stephen Colbert admitted he had a special way of coping with the news: a drinking game.
“I don’t know about you, but I am still recovering from watching America’s Next Top Justice last night,” Colbert said on his show, The Late Show, on Tuesday. “I had a little drinking game. I would pour myself a drink every time my glass was empty.” Sometimes the best games are the easiest to play.
After learning Trump’s nominee was Brett Kavanaugh, Colbert said he didn’t know much about the judge other than he was like a “cover model for generic dads monthly.” The pick did satisfy one thing for Colbert, though. It won him Trump nomination BINGO.
To elaborate, Colbert took a filled-out BINGO card from his pocket and explained, “You see, all the squares say ‘white guy’.” He also added, “I won and lost. It’s not a hard game to play.”
Win, lose or both, Colbert sure knows how to make drinking games that you can’t forget the rules to.