Food & Drink

You Can Now Store Booze in a Santa Hat

The internet already fell in love with Santa’s Flask, a new plastic Christmas stocking that can be filled with booze and tapped in a “slap the stocking” style. Now, there’s yet another way to Christmas-up your clandestine drinking: the Santa Hat Flask.

Available on Amazon in red (for the classic Kris Kringle look), green (ideal for Grinches) and black (perfect for the Krampus apologists out there), this wearable flask contains a 10-ounce plastic pouch, which can be filled with your choice of alcohol (we recommend Eggnog). There’s a nozzle for easy hat-to-glass (or mouth) access which, disappointingly, is not located in the white pom pom.

The Santa Hat Flask would make an excellent stocking stuffer or White Elephant gift, along with the Santa’s Flask stocking or a booze-themed ugly Christmas sweater. And, of course, it’s a must-have accessory for Santacon.

While we are unsure how comfortable it is to wear a sloshy, heavy flask of booze on your head, we can definitely get behind sneaking a seasonal drink to liven up your office Christmas party or family holiday gathering. Just don’t let people slap the hat while it’s still on your head—that’s a surefire way to get a facefull of ‘Nog.