At fantasy camps across the nation, you can learn how to scale a mountain, pilot a racecar, or stop eating 30 bags of Cheetos a day. Live out the fantasy of fantasies, at P_ _ _ Camp.
Held in Tampa, PC's an exhaustive three-day course in the art of adult film production and marketing, headed up by actress/director Courtney Cummz, 2007's "Favorite Anal Starlet" (as judged by the highly discerning Fans of Adult Media and Entertainment). Upon arrival, you'll launch right into the Pre-production Legal Issues seminar, followed by a booking agent/casting couch session, before engaging in "group assignments" -- where just like in b-school, there'll be one soft team member who won't manage his load. On Saturday morning you'll get your hands dirty, going over set prep, lighting, camera operation, and direction; then from 1-7pm you'll put your skills to work and direct your own sex scene, which will be greatly hampered by your commitment to paying homage to THX-1138.
On Sunday, the naked's put away and talk turns to post-production, marketing, and distribution. Participants actually hold the rights to reproduce and distribute their scene; which is good, because once you fail to readjust to normal life, you'll have nothing but that and Cheetos to comfort you.