No man-cave's safe from corruption by Girl Smells: perfumes, toiletries, and potpourri made from pure shredded angels' wings. Reclaim your pad's aroma, with Hotwicks.
Wicks were hatched by an Oregonian looking to reproduce the olfactory signposts of a guy's daily life. After months of go-nowhere kitchen trials ("Never try to concentrate the smell of liquid smoke by boiling it on your stovetop"), he outsourced the smellology to a dedicated scent-shop, whose employees also had vast experience squeezing tiny drops of cologne onto magazine inserts. The most fragrant:
Beer: Reminiscent of the stank caused if you had a beer fight in your dorm room, then went on winter break for a month. So, it smells like your current room.
Urinal Cake: Does a bang-up job of masking bathroom odors thanks to its "cinnamony floral" scent, based on the sublime cakes at the Bellagio, which George Clooney heists with his bare hands in Ocean's 14.