Even if a man manages to identify the emotion currently welling up inside his emotion gland, he still has no idea what to do with it. Guiding you through uncharted territory: I Feel NYC. The handiwork of a histrionic former NYer, Feel's a user-editable Gmap that displays NY activities appropriate to six emotional states -- finally, something that speaks to your hex-polar disorder. Options range from the daily ("I feel hungover"), to the aspirational ("I feel sophisticated"), to the self-deluding ("I feel romantic").
Your mood chosen, click on each map's icons to reveal activity names and descriptions: if you're feeling "Chill", smoke a hookah at Zaytoons, or if you're hedging Sophisticated, "Drinks at Hotel Gansevoort", where you'll "watch the sun set over New Jersey" -- oh, wait, that's romance.