Gear: Attus Apparel
50% off polos
Pre-beat-up, 100% cotton polos drop ponies/gators for crests that chronicle your lifestyle: "The 40", "The Hangover" (a toilet), and "The Jerk" -- a middle finger set against Attus' proprietary "It's Not My Baby Blue" hue, the most untrustworthy color since "Periwinkle".
Polo up at AttusApparel.com
The Brit outfit's offering everything from Italian-made, down armyish jackets, to wool henleys, to Hanoi pants w/ pockets oversized enough to smuggle John McCain in.
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Gear: Ralph Lauren
30% off everything
Snag pea coats, polos, pants, dress shirts, ties, etc, from RL's army of labels, including Polo, Polo Golf, and RLX, a "sportswear" line whose very existence admits what everyone else already knew (golf and polo: not sports).
Get it at RalphLauren.com
Up to 45% off
Save on over 1500 sneakers, dress shoes, and sandals from (among others) adidas, Reebok, DC, Bostonian, Timberland, and Kenneth Cole, who apparently finds time to make footwear despite his busy schedule as a pundit of inanity.
Shod your feet at OnlineShoes.com
25% off everything with code "25TURKEY"
Because everyone needs underwear. And long underwear. And undershirts. And socks.
Stock your drawers at Jockey.com
Pick up high-end duds from Dolce & Gabbana , Y-3, Michael Kors, Acne Jeans, Band of Outsiders, and "Marc, by Marc Jacobs" (not to be confused with the Hawaiian shirt line "Mark, by Mark Harmon").
Pick up the gear at eLuxury.com