You might think you've outgrown pajamas, but now that it's getting colder, you can't just roll around your apartment naked as the day you first streaked the quad. Grab children's leisurewear as sophisticated as you are: luxuriant custom pajamas from Liste Rouge
Already famed for their dress shirts, this Madison Ave store's now directing their stable of Swiss, English, Italian, and French tailors to make Hefner-esque man-jammies. Prices're entirely dependent on your choice of fabric: over 200 options, from downy-soft 2-ply poplin/twill to downy-softier, hand-woven West Indies cotton -- containing the world's longest fibers, in a pinch it can be unraveled to repel from the world's tallest bunkbed. Amazingly, price includes all manner of customizations, i.e., contrasting colors at the cuffs and buttonholes, button color selection, two types of collars, and elastic waste-band or belt-tie (not offered: footies, so don't toss those Chewbacca slippers just yet).
Rouge also custom-fits button-fly boxers from the same selection of fabrics, but sadly for the vehemently commando sleeper, they cannot customize nudity -- leaving you to realize you're never too young for the ubiquitous ministrations of…Dr. Zizmor.
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