Life offers very few opportunities to hire very attractive women whose other qualifications are nebulous. An exception: Sexy Sommeliers, here to hostess your next soirée.
Sexy comes to you from Perfect Palate New York, a full-service party planner that specializes in taking the stuffiness out of Wine, often in ways that Wine probably finds highly irregular. The basics: you host a vino-centric event for 12-400 people at your location of choice (your apartment, your workplace, your boat, a stranger's boat, whatever). Sexy'll supply the wine -- and the unreasonably attractive "sommeliers". Exactly what qualifies these aspiring actresses/models as experts is vague (see the "Wine Experience" line in their bios), but each has at least some restaurant/culinary experience, and the ability to memorize notes from SS's actual-sommelier founder while commuting on the subway. More importantly, they're all adept at mingling
Sexy can also scout you a location and bring in other service providers for all manner of additional party themes, from cigar samplings to pole dancing lessons -- a skill you'll need if you expect anyone to ever hire you to host a wine event.