Rummaging through a crowded travel toiletries bag too often leads to madcap sequences: cut hand, spill aftershave, slap face, scream into mirror, then drop iron on Joe Pesci. Get your product in order with the John Allan's Roll Up. Famed in NYC as a haven for powerful men who enjoy being treated like average women (haircuts, scalp massages, man-icures), JA's now offering all Americans coiffed refinement with its thickly saddle-leathered affair lined with stain-resistant nylon. The bag unfurls to reveal six tidy product-holsters, a razor slot, and a zippered pouch where your pomades and gels can rub tubs (not invited: those grabby "Xtra Hold" types). Included is one TSA-compatible bottle each of JA's vaunted grooming goods -- shampoo, exfoliant, shaving cream, moisturizer, body cleanser -- leaving one slug empty for anything else that fits: flask of whiskey, length of salami, or even silky, lustrous conditioner. Once loaded up, the whole thing puzzle-pieces into itself, forming a smartly low-profile rectangle of leather -- compact enough for any suitcase, and dense enough to be strung from a banister, then swung into the faces of the Wet Bandits this Christmas.