Memorial Day parties aren't complete without a patriotic blackout -- and the best way to ensure your guests receive one is a garbage can full of alcohol. All you need are a clean can, lots of ice, and plenty of expendable brain cells. Here are a few recipes guaranteed to make your summer coronation event gloriously trashy:
If you plan on having females at your party... Peach Pickle Sangria - 3 boxes white Franzia (6L each) - 1 handle vodka - 3 bottles "red" flavored bum wine (berry or passion fruit) - 3 2L bottles of seltzer - 3 huge cans of peaches in heavy syrup
If you plan on seeing the females naked during the party... Pink Panty Droppers - 1 handle vodka (1.75L) - 1 handle gin - 1 handle rum - 10 malt liquor 40s - 6 2L bottles of pink lemonad
If you want guests to have no memory of the party... Crack Juice - 3 handles vodka - 18 40s - 12 cans of frozen limeade concentrate
If you want guests to start fighting with imaginary sea serpents... Tazmanian Punch - 1 bottle Everclear (750ml) - 4 handles vodka - 6 2L bottles of Sunny Delight - 2 gal rainbow sherbert - 3 cans frozen orange juice concentrate - 3 cans frozen fruit punch concentrate
Note: you may think you're above drinking booze out of garbage cans, but you're not.