As passionately as you insist your buddies' fanciful golf tales are transparent fabrications, they believe your puffed-up yarns even less. Preserve your greenside greatness -- and your more entertaining not-so-greatness -- with EagleShotz
A nationwide photography service, EagleShotz'll scramble one of their seasoned shutterbugs to document you and your boys' next round, be it a bachelor party, a charity tournament, or, following the rich tradition of Ladybugs and Juwanna Man, an LPGA event. Quietly slinking around the greens and fairways, they'll snap a range of majestic action stills (you ripping a 300yd drive/slicing into the drink-cart girl's temple) and group shots...like nine pop-collared groomsmen feverishly shotgunning lukewarm beers behind the porta-potties. $200 an hour (with a $250 minimum) lets you boss around the photog as you see fit -- position him at a specific location as your foursomes of friends roll by, or have him follow your smaller, Warriors-style gang as you flee the bloodthirsty face-painted Putter Furies from hole to hole
Immediately following your round, everyone'll have his pick of as many/few photos as desired, including one mounted on a sharp leather matte embossed with whatever fitting remembrance you please: "Joe's Bachelor Bash," "Father/Son Showdown '07," or "See, I Golf! Who's the Liar Now, Liar?"