Ever since people stopped paying for stuff with goats, wallets have looked exactly the same. Blow your pockets off with futuristic wallets from Dosh.
Constructed by BlueSky Design Group from Australia (ironically, a country founded by pickpockets), these bankroll-caddies offer innovative conveniences encased in an eye-catching, flexible skin. They're made of Desmopan, a wear-, chemical-, and water-resistant polymer more indestructible than Wolverine, and less vulnerable to frothing rages and alcoholism. Inside, Doshes offer the usual lineup of credit card slots and a bank-note area large enough to accommodate any country's bills, plus the sweetest feature: a snap-close pocket, which can seal in a mad stash of nickels, keys, an optimistic number of business cards, or enough 'ludes to ease Nick Nolte through a hair appointment.
The wallets're available in four crazy future-colors, including "charcoal" and "red" -- together reminiscent of the medium-rare goat your ancestors once used to barter for super-hi-tech bark wallets.