Can I Get A Fitness?


There comes a time in a man's life when he must find out whether he's a hardcore machine hell-bent on world domination, or a relaxation machine hell-bent on (yawn). Find out which guy you are, at 24 Hour Fitness, now offering a free 7-day pass.

Thrillist - 24 Hour FitnessWith more than 400 fitness clubs nationwide and 61 in the Bay Area alone, 24 Hour Fitness has facilities to satisfy everyone who's been inspired to greatness, and pampering to satisfy anyone who cramps up just thinking about carrying their own croquet mallet. Join up, and you'll get all this and more:

For the man who wants to carve his body into that of a bronzed god: Depending on the club, you'll find amenities like a full compliment of free weights, strength training and cardio equipment, plus pools, racquetball, rock climbing, basketball courts (3 Bay Area locations sport NBA courts designed in consult w/ Magic Johnson), and new group classes like Everlast's shadowboxing session -- 45 minutes of jabs, hooks, and uppercuts that'll give you the physique of a champion. A champion who retired on time.

For the man who wants a nap: Many of the clubs have saunas, whirlpools, juice bars, swimming pools (who says you have to swim?), and pro shops -- because nothing says "Achiever" like buying workout gear you'll never sweat in enough to merit washing.

To claim your 7-day pass, just go to 24HourFitness.com. After a week, you'll know whether you're signing up to get ripped, chiseled, & rock hard, or to add an inch of perspiration to the sauna floor.