By the end of this month, your New Year's resolutions will reveal themselves to be hopelessly misconceived -- a shame, because learning to snorkel would have been nice. Buttress your resolve with the following products and services, and make good on pledges you were 99% sure you'd blow off:
Become more charitable: Charity Navigator
Immediately assess the legitimacy of over 5000 charities, ensuring that your donation'll end up with a responsible, financially solvent organization, and not in the pockets of someone who actually makes more money than you.
Follow through on things: Hassle Me
Have regular emails sent to your inbox, each prompting you to accomplish your lofty agenda, from "Go to gym", to "Tell boss you're tired of his BS", to "Quit using work email to complain about boss".
Quit snacking: The Shockolate Vault Jar
Fill Jar with munchie of choice (candy, beef jerky, etc), then set timer for up to 24hrs; try retrieving contents before then, and receive an alarming jolt of electricity. If you think that's harsh, you should see the Tamalinator.
And on that note, keep the taste, lose the sugar: Diet Coke Plus
Diet Coke Plus contains no sugar, so you'll get great taste without having to wear slacks with elastic waistbands. It's also enhanced with vitamins and minerals -- the very things that, last New Year's, you resolved to avoid at all costs.