You already spend money on bottled spring water. Why not spend a little more on a crisp malt beverage made with spring water? That's right: Smirnoff Source.
Smirnoff Source contains all the purity of spring water, plus 3.5% ABV. Consider this chronology:
After emerging from the shower, grab a Smirnoff Source -- because there's clean, and then there's the refreshing clean of emerging from a shower and drinking Smirnoff Source-clean.You're at the red carpet ceremony for the premiere of a major motion picture. You weren't invited onto the red carpet, but your Smirnoff Source certainly was, and it would be tactless for the organizers to ask Smirnoff Source to enter the theater sans handsome escort.You're the toast of the afterparty. Or is it Smirnoff Source that's the toast? Does it really matter, as long as you're the one walking out with both gift bags?Grabbing a late night bite. The entire waitstaff is aflutter over your fashionable Smirnoff Source -- and somewhat aghast over your ability to inhale an entire Denver omelet in a single bite.