RGX Up Your Life
On those occasions when you need advice, there's nothing worse than getting it from somewhere that assumes you're a desperate, junior high school virgin. For an info source that knows you're already a beast, try RGXLife.com.
Having just launched a not-for-idiots bodyspray (read: not overpowering, or marketed as if females of all species will automatically hump you), RGX has now pulled together an arsenal of great stuff with the goal of making sure the rest of your life doesn't stink. For instance, say you need:
- An indispensable odds forecaster that'll show you exactly what your team's chances are of winning the Final Four/choking in the Sweet 16
- To learn how to run like the wind -- for fitness, and because dogs find you delicious
- Tips for dominating the paintball wars, or at least not making a splattered embarrassment of yourself
- A glimpse of what it'd take to fulfill your dream of racing a Ferrari across 2999 miles of public road before foolishly pulling over to get a taco
Armed with this knowledge, and a light dose of subtly-scented body spray, you'll be virtually unstoppable. Now change your clothes and do your homework, virgin.