With your career, nuclear proliferation, and network TV's fall lineup, there's too much going on for you to worry about complicated food decisions. Fill up at a spot whose very name ends all debate: The Best Fish Taco In Ensenada.
Confoundingly located in Los Feliz, this sea-shackish stand is helmed by a former wholesale fisher and features only two choices: $2 shrimp tacos, and $1.50 fish tacos. Both fillings are fried and served naked on a heated corn tortilla, with a garnish of shredded cabbage (packed with all the vitamins you need to get you through the next...12 minutes). Once you've got your grub, the owner pretty much decides where you'll eat: since he can't stand the thought of cold fish, he discourages take-out in favor of outdoor picnic tables and indoor standing tables -- apparently, his first specialty's fresh-off-the-grill deliciousness, but his second is brisk turnover.
The only wrench in the works is that you do have to decide among five sauces, including a creamy white sauce, plus more exotic options like "Pineapple Kiss" and "Mad Mango" -- ironically, also the name of a new NBC drama in which Chris Kattan wreaks vengeance on a post-apocalyptic office park.