Sure you've spent time and money on a lady-killing wardrobe, but if you overlook the final battlefield of seduction, you'll end your night making sad love to an ascot. To make your bed the most stylish of biscuits, go with Inmod Personalized Bedding. Based in that most fashionable of states, New Jersey, modern housestuffs store Inmod allows you to customize your own duvet (or "comforter", if that helps you curb your nighttime crying jags). Inmod's Flash-based selector starts you with fabric (cotton linen, silk, silk taffeta, etc), and progresses to your choice of 8 textile shades and 15 patterns/designs, each of which can be assigned any of 31 colors -- like a high fiber, hard-to-eat Baskin-Robbins. Toggle on the "Room View" to see your creation in a simulacrum of its natural habitat, minus "beer" stains. Finally, decide if you want matching shams (decorative covers, not color-coordinated loveless marriages). Each duvet's handmade and embroidered in India, so expect a turnaround of four to six weeks for your masterpiece to arrive -- giving you plenty of time to tearfully break off relations with your cardigan.