Unworn collector's sneakers are like un-fondled augmented breasts whose owner has joined a nunnery to protect their immaculate condition. To break out your top-notch kicks without fear of ruination, use Jason Markk Premium Sneaker Solution
JMPSS is the first cleaner specifically formulated for the boutique sneaker market -- an exchange that'd be as energetic as the NYSE if only its traders didn't wildly blaze trees all day. It eschews the discoloring/damaging chemicals of those drugstore shoe detergents you find next to the fungicides, and instead uses a natural coconut-and-jojoba oil conditioning soap -- safe for any/all parts, no matter color, material, or presence of Billy Dee Williams inlaid enamel portrait. Just rub it on with the hand-made, soft-bristle pig hair brush; the solution's foaming emulsifier will remove grease, grass, dirt, etc, and prevent signs of aging (do not apply to face)
Each graffiti box'd kit includes 50 cleanings-worth of the elixir, plus the brush -- which, if in a rush to church, can be used to smooth bedhead and further attempt to woo the busty Sister Mary Joseph.