Announcing your singledom by flaunting a wardrobe spooged with aerosol cheese product is a surefire way to stay single. Advertise your willingness to get nice the classy way, with Singelringen
Straight from Scandinavia, Singelringen is a simple sterling silver band in a sharp turquoise acrylic jacket. What sets this innocuous bit of mewelry apart is what it represents: much as the "Live Strong" yellow band says, "I support cancer research" slash "I'm very late to this party", the Singelringen says, "I'm currently available for heavy petting". Though still a new phenomenon, the 'ringen is now available in 20 countries, so you can communicate your status worldwide without uttering a single word, thus avoiding unfortunate translational flubs like "today needing release onto yon potty"
To further the notion that singles are not alone, Singelringens also come engraved with registration numbers -- codes that can be entered at Singelringen.com to access MySpace-esque profiles of wearer-members (notables include Juliette Lewis, Maria Menuonos, and... Mario Lopez). If you get in on the action and upload a photo, just be sure you crop out Mr. Belding to avoid sending mixed messages.