Bald Guys

If the hair on your head's becoming see-through, quit clinging to those hopes of a comeback mane and just shave it all off. Here are some products to help you jump into shiny bald-dom this summer:

HeadBlade Razor $15 at HeadBlade.com With its easy-to-use handle and sleek design, the HB makes shaving much better for domers. Slip your middle finger through the loop, rest the HB on your prickly noggin, and let it slide over your scalp. Your head will be so wound-free and smooth you'll not only allow people to rub it for luck, but eat off of it as well.

Sharp's Mission:Control Bald Head Sunscreen $28 at SharpsUsa.com Sure that new cueball looks handsome with a tan, but remember: skin cancer doesn't discriminate, Kojak. Sharp's new SPF 15 bald head balm is odorless, non-goopy, and pumped full of diacetyl boldine to fade age spots, giving even a 50-year-old the pate of an alopecic schoolboy.

Bald Guyz Head Wipes $4.99 at Walgreen's The hairless head secretes oils, eventually skunking up your gleam and leading to dreaded scalp zits. A quick shammy with Bald Guyz Head Wipes will ensure that your nut is glossy at all times. Made with fancy green tea extracts, moisturizers, and gentle cleansers, your melon will stay so fresh and dry, you'll wish Bald Guyz made toilet paper.