While preferable to desiccated death, drinking water to stay hydrated can be a monotonous chore. Flavor-up the tiresome life giver with Pure Inventions Green Tea Extract.
Coming in science kit-esque dropper bottles, a squirt of this extract immediately turns H2O into tea reminiscent of Snapple, minus the shrill spokeswoman hiding her winsome fatness behind a desk. Each 2oz bottle is caffeine-, preservative-, and sugar-free, and makes 60 glasses of brew -- hot, cold, or, for the lazy, tepid. PIGTE comes in original, peach, pineapple-coconut, raspberry, "tropical" (mango), and vanilla flavors; judging by our unscientific taste-testing, unpaid interns prefer peach and raspberry, while vanilla is the most painful when used to lubricate eyes.
Besides tasting great, each 8oz glass is 14x richer in antioxidants than normal green tea, helping you fight illness, raise your metabolism, and mitigate artery-expanding fats -- health benefits so uninteresting, even tea-on-demand won't save you from death by boredom.