Today, two monumentally exciting things happen: Alan Greenspan turns 82, and We Launch Thrillist Chicago. If you haven't already, please let your ChiTown friends know that we've arrived. Otherwise, they might never find out about a service that bodyguards you up with ex-special forces officers, a wiener that shouts at the devil, and a site that clues neighborhood residents in to everything from which bistros have rodent problems, to which apartment complexes have murder problems. Do not deny this valuable information to your friends, or they will eat your brains. Forward this along to your Chicago people, and they'll be privy to the same pants-tenting thrill you experience every morning. Plus, we'll be incredibly grateful -- not grateful enough to stop pushing the boundaries of SFW, but grateful nonetheless. Thanks for your continued support in New York, LA, San Francisco, Las Vegas, and "Nation".