The only thing worse than not finding a parking spot is finding half a spot -- so reduced because some jackass has one tire over the line and one on the curb. Let the bastard know where he stands with an "I Park Like An Idiot" bumper sticker.
From the Chicagoan geniuses behind those Threadless.com humping unicorn tees, IPLAI stickers are another example of the collective's commitment to big, bright, bold statements -- whether they be about bad driving skills or magical animal sex. Conceived during an idle daydream, this yellow sticker's emblazoned with words of justified self-disclosure along with a depiction of a classic, diagonal-across-two-spots jerk parking move. IParkLikeAnIdiot.com disingenuously advises against stickering other people's cars, so here are a few vehicles you should "not" slap with an IPLAI: