Culture: A great wind blew through the Nation, inspiring rock and roll fantasies among blustery fan children.
Food/Drink: The mystery was removed from the mystery meat, which was paired with a discounted vintage to make a precious lunch.
Gadgets: Thanks to breezy technology, tailgaters rediscovered their cool and winos found the perfect Apple knock-off.
Gear: Those too cool for school toyed with shades of bygone eras and were forced to repeat themselves.
Services: A helpline rescued many who were in jeopardy of losing their asses to golfing fowl.
Travel: Heading out of town, taking Spanish Fly, and getting high as a kite proved popular, as did the Dutch.