Fully-equipped stainless steel kitchen with a fridge chilling a case of Fat Tire beer.
Giant granite bathrooms with whirlpool tubs, perfect for soaking your JHole-battered a-hole.
Easy access to the lodge's game-focused grill (deers and steers), and ski lounge bar, plus a comped daily breakfast buffet at the downstairs lodge: bacon, eggs, potatoes, sausage (no stale coffee and mini-muffins here.)
For an additional fee, you can sub out a day on the lifts for one spent Heli-Skiing the shapely Tetons, cutting up virgin terrain, with no one but your buddies and hibernating marmots to hear you scream. The only potential drawback to this hijinx-filled snow fandango, is that if somebody does do a Better Off Dead-
style tumble down the mountain, you're back to more meddlesome planning: casket, flowers, contacting their parents...