You never know when you'll be seated next to that special, special someone who'll help you join the Mile High Club -- and if you're not prepared to make the most of the opportunity, you might as well jump out of the plane. That's why it's imperative you keep your love tools on hand by carrying a Mini Mile High kit from Flight 001.
The Mini Mile High is the Swiss Army knife of in-flight lovemaking. The "pocket-sized erotic companion" comes with two condoms and a tube of lube -- essential if foreplay is preempted by an incontinent grandmother frantically banging on the lavatory door. The Mini also comes with a personal massager, which, along with your control tower, will take her to a destination several time zones beyond pleasure.
Of course, the real challenge of aeronautical hookups is contorting your body effectively in cramped quarters. Here are some facts to optimize your sky-pimping experience: