Cheap Gear Rundown
Designer Gear: Kitson's Warehouse Sale Through April 7 at 142 S Robertson Blvd, Beverly Hills; ShopKitson.comKitson's first-ever warehouse sale offers 50-80% off designer shoes, bags, denim, tees, sweaters, accessories, gifts and... books. Plus, the first 100 customers get a gift with purchase, which'll probably be a book
Footy Gear: Birkenstock Footprint 'Til they're gone at 14447 Ventura Blvd, Sherman Oaks BirkenstockUSA.comTwo pairs of Air Point's upscale-casual leather shoes for $50 -- that's a pair for your feet, and another just because you hate cows
Pants Gear: Anonymous 'Til they're gone at 12513 Venice Blvd, VeniceJeans are 40% off, but to avoid arrest make sure your pair's 100% on before leaving the store
Work Gear: Hollywood Suit Outlet 'Til they lose too much money at 6420 Hollywood Blvd, Hollywood; HollywoodSuitOutlet.comNot content to stop with their ongoing three-suits-for-$299-everything-included deal, this Hollywood standby's currently discounting individual items like 5-dress-shirts-for-$50, or 5-ties-for-$35 -- an instant shoddy wardrobe perfect for the guy whose last flight ended tragically with his whole garment bag saturated with blue toilet fluid
Cold-Weather Wear: M Fredric 'Til they're out at 12124 Ventura Blvd, Studio City; mFredric.comWinter gear like cords and jackets are 50% off -- just in time
Grooming: Pola Kirei 'Til May 30 at 9661 Brighton Way, Beverly Hills; PolaKirei.comA 20% discount on PK's ID-Skin System Analysis means you can finally be rid of your shameful backne, though you'll still have to cope with a cracking voice and excruciating shyness
Golfish Gear: Roger Dunn 'Til June 15 at 1801 S Bundy Blvd, West LA; RogerDunn.comNab yourself a set of MX series irons, and get your choice of Areolite stand bag, quarter zip top rain jacket, or travel cover as a free bonus -- roughly a $140 value you can put toward your burgeoning absurd-argyle-sock fund.