When planning a date, it's easy to find a spot that'll leave a lady craving the D, but hard to find one that also gives you the flexibility to bail once you discover she's a joyless ho. Since there are no guarantees when it comes to the gruesome New York mating game, hit newly opened Obivia.
Obivia helps you "lay the pipe" by infusing the seductive atmosphere of a Moroccan lounge with the upscale swankiness of a not-Moroccan lounge. It's got dim lighting and plush seating, but unlike other North African-themed hangs, isn't so choked with hookah smoke that you find yourself accidentally licking the bearded cheek of a grizzled bazaar merchant from Tangiers.
Aside from Obivia's obvious benefits, the true beauty of this operation is that you're not tied down should the evening become another miserable fiasco. For instance: