Though today also marks Phylicia Rashad's 100th birthday, something even more momentous is also happening: We Launch Thrillist Boston. If you haven't already, please let your Beantown friends know that we've arrived. Otherwise, they might never find out about the dripping, delicious upper-middle-class of burgers, a brilliantly pseudo-athletic way to mete out shame in the pool, and a speakeasy with a beer selection so dazzling, the only Great Depression will come at last call. Do not deny this valuable information to your friends, or they will rat you out to Homeland Security.
Forward this along to your Boston people, and they'll get the same bowel-loosening rush you experience every morning. Plus, we'll love you forever -- not enough to stop embedding your emails with pictures of dogs humping babies, but it'll be love nonetheless. Thanks for your continued support in New York, LA, San Francisco, Chicago, Las Vegas, and that wily sprawling beast, "Nation".